WHISKEY RIVER SOAP CO.
ALONE TIME SOAP
$16.99
– Sold OutWhy you so thick? Boy, are you terrible at taking hints. When I started responding to all your inane questions with random non-sequiturs, you didn't flinch. When I quit looking you...
ALWAYS LATE SOAP
$13.00
– Sold OutStart your day with a soap for Always Late and you'll be ready to rock and roll in no time! Our powerful blend of late and don't want to come...
ASTROLOGY PENCIL SET
$12.99 $17.99
Astrology pencil sets from Whisky River Soap Co. 8 custom pencils made specifically for each sign. Each set features a "selfie pencil" with backwards writing to fulfill all your selfie...
ASTROLOGY SOAPS
$9.99
– Sold OutHandmade vegan soaps designed by Whiskey River Soap Co.'s in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept.
BOOK CLUB SOAP
$16.99
– Sold OutMeet me out back by the dumpster Because that's where I host my weekly book club. Entry fee is a 40 and a bag of spicy pork rinds. There's generally...
GRAMMAR POLICE SOAP
$13.00 $16.99
Smells annoying. Just wanted to shoot a quick message to let you know how impressed we all are that you finally figured out the difference between your and you're, thanks to Facebook...
IT'S FINE SOAP
$13.00
– Sold OutNo, really. It's fine. I'm totally not going to write anything for this soap. It's fine. I'm sure you're fine with that. Totally fine. I mean, you only offered me...
REAL BLONDES SOAP
$13.00 $16.99
Oh, I'm dumb? Look at you, working ever so diligently at a career that will take you all the way up to middle-management one day! Ok, ok, so we may be...
SALTY SERVERS SOAP
$16.99
– Sold OutI’ve got a tip for you: Don’t expect me to smile when I bring your custom salad: "Hold the lettuce, arugula, croutons, cheese and onions, zebra milk dressing on the side, oh...
SCARY SH*T SOAP
$16.99
– Sold OutConquer your fears with A Soap for Scary Shit - NEW! Our unique soap is the perfect accompaniment to your horror movie nights. Immerse yourself in true crime and watch...